After moving so many times this is my only surviving Christmas ornament, and the only one that really matters to me. ❤️🍕🎄
Hey Brooklyn pals, come on down to divecomedy 9:30pm tonight for FREE fun times!
Lady at the mall was like “wanna put on these Christmas Story bunny costumes?” and we were like “of course we do.” (at Burlington Mall)
Hey Boston, I’m in town at The Comedy Studio tonight 8pm and closing out the Boston Comedy Festival prelim shows Sunday 7pm & (pm at The Davis Square Theatre!
If anyone ever gave me this as a baby shower gift I’d send them a diaper full of shit as a thank you.