my brain is made of glitter
Hi! I'm Giulia Rozzi and this is my blog.
More about me here.
Also, follow me on Twitter, connect with me on Facebook & play dress up with me on Pinterest.com
Hi! I'm Giulia Rozzi and this is my blog.
More about me here. Also, follow me on Twitter, connect with me on Facebook & play dress up with me on Pinterest.com
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#TBT my first LA comedy show. I drove cross country after graduating college, did one open mic at The Comedy Store and got made a regular. At the time I didn’t even know what a “regular” was, I knew nothing about the biz or the bitterness, I just knew comedy made people feel happy and I’m so happy in this photo. I probably wasn’t ready to work at that club so soon but it made me grow balls, fast, and for that I’m forever grateful.
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My solo show Bad Bride, directed by Brandy Barber is back at UCB NYC tonight! Info & tickets: http://tinyurl.com/bdkcpfv
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Link reblogged from Fauxshionista
New post on Fauxshionista, this week is about beauty tips & tears!
Style is not just about clothes it’s about doing whatever it takes to look your absolute best all the time. In the words of the wonderful comic Aparna Nancerla “maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s trapped in a societal prison of impossible beauty standards.” Here is a list my top 5 favorite beauty tricks to help you get into that prison.
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So proud of my amazing and tall friend Margot Leitman, her book Gawky is out today! I love it and I’m short! Get it.
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Link reblogged from Fauxshionista
New Fauxshionista post is up at Douchechillz.com & Fauxshionista.tumblr.com! This week is all about human rights and my right to look ahhhhhmazzzzing.
This week’s favorite outfit was sun-friendly, stylish and socially aware. Since it was so nice out in New York this past week I decided to take my pics outdoors. At first I snapped in front of my house but I live in a Hasidic neighborhood so my exposed shoulders, back, and me loudly proclaiming my…
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Anyone else see The TODAY Show this morning where Psy’s back-up dancer was grinding in a little girl’s face? And then Al Roker sais “Well you know Matt, I think while you’re reading the news Savannah should be doing a move like her.”
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The only list that really matters!
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Warch this, the banana with dreadlocks will change your life.
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I got so nervous that he was writing to say that I wasn’t funny, luckily it was just a horrifying message about gun violence.
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Link reblogged from Dive Comedy at Freddy's Back Room
We got an extra Dive Comedy show this month, join us tonight 9pm at Freddy’s Bar in Brooklyn. FREE!
Let’s get all sorts of psyched for what promises to be a funny as f*ck line-up this Monday at a bonus Dive Comedy also featuring one of our favorite friends-slash-musicians KEVIN JOHNSTON!
Brooke and Giulia will be welcoming the immensely hilarious SHENG WANG, ERIK BERGSTROM, CALVIN CATO,…
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Link reblogged from Fauxshionista
New Fauxshionista post is up at the Tumblr (below) and Douchechillz.com! This week’s outfit is straight from the heart/boobs.
This week’s outfit of the week really made my week less weak and more of a good week I liked more than other weeks. The day I wore this get up I was walking to the bank and a homeless man screamed “SEXY” then blew his nose into his hand. I still got it!
Bodysuit: American Apparel
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Words can’t express my love for these bitches Brooke Van Poppelen & Brandy Barber. (At the Girl Code premiere party)
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Girl Code premieres tonight 10:30pm on MTV. Lots of cool people worked on the show including me, get into it!
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Video reblogged from HUFFPOST COMEDY
So good!
Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Lie Witness News’ At Coachella
“Are you guys as excited as I am about the Obesity Epidemic?”
