My solo show Bad Bride is touring this fall and it’s now longer (an hour) and sadder! Tell your NYC, London, New Orleans & Austin friends to see it! Directed by the amazing brandybarber! Photo by the equally amazing Jason Woolfolk!
My dad received a wrong number text. I hope Stephan is ok. I also hope the sender learns that sometimes it’s more appropriate to call.
Had a blast last night when I “sang” (aka had a vocal abortion) at The Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival. (at The Bell House)
I had so much fun taping This Is Not Happening! And I had fun taking weird photos of myself in a mirror on the floor. (at Cheetahs Club Hollywood)
#TBT the summer during college when I worked at Lifeline, the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” company. We sat in a small windowless room and called elderly people to test their buttons. I was referred to by my co-workers as “crazy white girl that loves salads” because sometimes for lunch I’d have a salad. Once, in between phone calls, one of my co-workers talked to me for 30 minutes about masturbating under a bathtub faucet and about her vibrator named Roger. “Why did you name him Roger?” I asked. She replied “what, you expect me to scream my own name while I have an orgasm?” Not pictured is the crazy guy who would quietly mutter “I hope you die” during each of his calls, we all agreed that we didn’t want him in the group photo.
My dream is to do the red carpet just like this.
In this clip from the Live @ The Apt show, comedian Giulia Rozzi explains exactly what it’s like to be a funny woman, on the internet and everywhere else. Apparently, women are only allowed to have one talented hole.