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RIP Sinead O’Connor video

For those of you who enjoyed it, savor the memories. For of those of you who never saw it, you should pay better attention when I post links. When I was 11 I did a killer impression of Sinead O’Connor, I wore a bald cap and everything! (I wore my hair in a bun under the bald cap which looked very Alien Nation-ish). I just noticed the video has been blocked by YouTube due to bullshit music copyright issues. It was just a sweet little girl in an XL large white tee lip syncing dramatically with me eyes closed, not someone trying scamming Nothing Compares 2 U to make a buck!

Maybe Sinead didn’t like my impression and is at home ripping up pics of me like she did of The Pope. Not cool O’Connor, not cool.

By blocking this video, the world basically is saying “hey kids! If you get pregnant and give birth in a toilet, you’ll be on TV! But if aren’t super popular so instead of playing at friends houses you go home after school, put on a costume and have your older tech savvy sister film you doing an amazing impressions of an Irish singer, no one is allowed to admire you!”

I plan to re-post elsewhere because Nothing Compares 2 the genius of pre-teen Giulia.

Also, if anyone wants to start one of those online petitions to get the video back up I would be totally flattered an weirded out.

I will never get sick of the comments I keep getting on my clearly marked spoof Casey Anthony video.

Since when did my dad start commenting on my videos?

In addition to Casey Anthony people insist this (me) is Lady Gaga.

I found a job thanks to Youtube!!! Call if you want one too.

Obviously MrCms13 doesn’t realize the person in the Casey Anthony  parody video he commented on is not really Casey, which is cool because that means he probably won’t realize the person (aka acting ASSociate, zing!) in his upcoming sexxxxy videos will also not be Casey.

I’m gonna be rich mutha-fuckas!

You guys, enough with the fan letters!

Hate to brag, but this YouTube comment really exemplifies the high level of respect some fans have for me as an artist.

I should approve this YouTube comment, right?

BTW harridan means “a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman.” Yea, I didn’t know what it meant either.

Also while we’re on the subject, watch Pizza Day! It’s an oldie but goodie.