My friend saw my pizza and masturbation Joke Of The Week hanging on the wall at Stanziato’s Pizzeria in Danbury CT.
Dear Stanziato’s, if you’d like me to come (literally) to your fine establishment to eat free pizza and masturbate, please let me know!
This is the image on my pizza box. Usually the, assumingly Italian, man is kissing the air but here he is kissing my pizza? (Or he’s smoking my pizza? Oh wow, imagine smoking pizza? Pizza gets me high, if I could enjoy its ecstasy sans calories, ooooh-weeeeee! Toke it up yo! Sorry, been watching lots of Breaking Bad lately). I don’t want my pizza maker to kiss my pizza, I’m the only one who kisses MY pizza. Even the wording indicates chef creepy here is smooching on my slice “fresh, hot, delicious, horny.” (Whoops that last word was supposed to be private!) What kind of a business is this? Stop kissing my pizza you perv! Mine! Me! Pizza! Me Pizza! Mine Pizza! Pizza! Me!
I should approve this YouTube comment, right?
BTW harridan means “a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman.” Yea, I didn’t know what it meant either.
Also while we’re on the subject, watch Pizza Day! It’s an oldie but goodie.